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I am also referring to the weather, here I am stuck in this freezing weather of England over in Australia my family are posting pictures of themselves posing and relaxing in their swimming pools drinking beer and cocktails. I mean why did the World have to work in that way, why couldn’t we in the UK have summer in December?

It is not just about eating turkey, it is also about making that trip to central London in the freezing cold weather in New Year Eve, wearing your grand dad’s old Russian hat, along with two pairs of socks. I don’t mind wearing funny clothes but I don’t like the fact of Aussies wearing shorts and t-shirts on their New Years Eve, oh for god sake no I do not hate all of them, I just hate my family for posing in their swimming pool.

So this is what I have decided, after I have won the lottery I will be buying a huge house, nah let’s make it a bungalow with indoor swimming pool, which then I will pimp out with some funky Snoop Doggy Dog style interior, no not just half naked women lying around, what I mean is some graphitic art around the pool with a mini bar and a DJ box in the corner of the pool, so I can host my 50^th Then all the pictures and videos will be posted in to Facebook for my dear family over in Australia to look at. Then is the time to upload the pictures and videos taken on the party on Facebook to view for my dear friends and family over in Aussie land?

Thinking about buying a swimming pool is easy, but I don’t like the fact of actually maintaining it with swimming pool chemicals, swimming pool heaters, swimming pool covers, gets me thinking again about my dream on swimming as I certainly do not like maintaining anything other than my IPOD, laptop, bank balance oh and my car.

Now that I have made my feelings heard, I should really learn how to swim, right?